Well. I’m kinda bummed to say it, but I’m leaving Sitka. The herring season was short and the long days are over. As well as leaving such a beautiful place I also wish I could have made a little more money. The past few days have been exciting, though. I made a lot of great friends here, and like usual, had way too much fun. My last hoorah, last night, started with a good friend from Sandpoint picking me up and taking me to town to get some drinks. He’s up here doing construction for some outfit from the lower 48, and I’m a little jealous of him. For me to see places like this I have to be knee deep in fish guts part of the time. I am very fortunate to be able to embrace opportunities like this and get shit-faced with exceptional people in exceptionally beautiful places. It was so refreshing to hear that the fishery had closed, and that I’ll soon be heading up to my room in Valdez, but I don’t think just shots and beers downtown was exciting enough for my friend. A police officer was patrolling the bars, which they do entirely too often here, and on his way out, my good buddy started making fun of him. Something along the lines of “you’re pretty old to be in the academy”, or “Sitka cops aren’t REAL cops”. I don’t know why I expected the police guy to tell us to have a good night and go on his merry way, but he was really pissed at Homeboy. Everyone in the bar was asking me what his problem was and I expressed to them that he was a really humble dude, and is definitely not the type of guy to stir things up like this. They told me “Go get him, take him home”. I thought “Yeah. I’ll just tell the cops he’s had a couple too many and I’m walking him to his house”. So I put my arm around him and called him Larry and said “C’mon Larry I’m taking you home”. The cop wasn’t amused by me trying to squirrel out of the situation, and called for back up, and momentarily detained me, and took our licenses, and called us names, and was just a real asshole. I know you all know I’m a smart ass, and I was so stoked about being done with work that I might have been smiling and laughing a little too much during this whole ruckus, but I was really trying to be the voice of reason. I don’t need any more trouble in my life, and I’ve kept my act clean for a really long time now.
Anyway… the cops gave us our licenses back and asked where we were going, and I said I had to meet some friends to get back to the fish plant. Officer Dipshit said he didn’t want to see us out the rest of the night. I told my buddy that it had been fun, but we gotta go our separate ways, and I met up with my co-workers at the other bar. Fast-forward three hours to closing time at The Pioneer Bar. I see aforementioned officer and I straight-line it for the door. Not trying to create a scene on my way out, apparently he spotted me and was quicker. Right as my foot stepped out the entrance of the bar, a hand grabs my arm and pulls me aside and starts singing the same song from hours ago. I told him that I let him know I was meeting up with these people, and this is the ride I was talking about, and I gotta go. Everyone from the plant that had just walked into this stupid argument, without any knowledge of the initial fracas, was really taken aback by the cops actions, and I think between me staying level-headed, and the onslaught that he was about to get from my great new Sitka family, he made the decision to let me go. I don’t think my Sandpoint buddy shares the disdain for police men that I do, but I think he wanted to show them he could question them. Either way, Red Kid, now you know the rest of the story, and thanks for an exciting send off.
Oh. And the bears in the pictures are rescue bears that a guy keeps in captivity just a stone’s throw from my bunkhouse here in Sitka. I just learned of the place a week ago, and went there after a sixteen hour shift, and just about passed out on the railing.
So long, Sitka. You’ve been delightful.






